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40 ways to annoy Sebastian Michaelis

1.Mess up his butler costume, if possible use paint or something you can't get off.

2.Throw him with used catlitter and yell: ''So you like cats HUUH?!''

3.Make a dog piss on him.

4.Kidnap Ciel and hide very quickly!

5.Take all the Phantomhive's silverware.

6.Dress Ciel as a dog.

7.Mess up the mansion and when he had cleaned it up, mess it up again.

8.When he serves you tea, say to him that he boiled the tealeaves little too much.

9.Say that he is a very bad butler.

10. Ask if he is really a stripper because he uses high heeled boots.

11. Say that he is a pedophile.

12. Say that he would look really nice in a corset.

13. When you see him, took a crucifix, point at him and yell: ''Holy Father compels you!''

14. Ask him do they have free healthcare system in hell.

15. Say to him that God loves him too.

16. Tie him up and give him to Grell.

17. Invite Grell to the mansion and tell him that Sebastian loves him.

18. Bleach his hair and dye them red. Say that now he and Grell will look really good together.

19. Make fun of his eyes. They are pink for heavens sake!

20. Sneak into his room and ask where babies come from.

21. Ask does he give sexual education to Ciel.

22. Think out loud is he using protection when he is ''guestioning'' ladies.

23. Offer to teach him how to sing.

24. Put salt in the sucar caster. (poor Ciel... )

25. Ask if he is really a vampire. Not depending on the answer ask again if he sparcles like Edward Cullen.

26. Remind him of the fact that he couldn't defeat Agni.

27. Ask if he hates doggie-style.

28. Take a picture of him and photoshop Grell into it. Say that you took it with magic camera that
shows the persons most important thing.

29. Put the Bible in his room. Even better: put the Bible in Ciel's bed.

30. Ask if he was the one who spreaded Black Death in Middle Ages, does he carry HIV too.

31. Show him GrellSebastian doujinshis. Yes, not SebastianGrell..

32. Make Ciel draw his picture. I can't imagine that Ciel draws very nicely so... Sebastian has to say that it's a wonderful piece of art.

33. Stole that drawing and blackmail him.

34. Say that his mommy must be reaaaally proud of his son.

35. ...Especially she would be really proud of the fact that her son is serving 12 years old snob brat.

36. Ask does he look so ugly in his demon form that he doesn't want to show it to Ciel.

37. Make him serve tea late.

38. When he is serving tea, take the teapot and pour the filling in a flowerpot. Say that the flower wants it relatives back.

39. Put aphrodisiacs in Ciel's tea. Blame it on Sebastian.

If you are still alive:

40.Eat Ciel's soul or at least steal it.
Okay. Here's Sebastian's version.

Had fun doing this. Again I'm really sorry for the misspellings.
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K-loveless Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  New member Hobbyist Writer
I can pull off at least 29 of these safely and the rest,except the last one, with a decent risk factor lmao
xXDanishNorwegianXx Featured By Owner May 29, 2014  Student Writer
I made one of these and then looked at this one and it looks a lot like I copied you BUT I DIDNT I SWEAR
naruhina8513 Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
ask if he really is a stripper. that 1 made me laugh so hard my mom came to ask me was I scream crying or laughing. (when I laugh hard like im screaming and crying)
trixyhiamichaelis666 Featured By Owner May 6, 2014
i might try this hahaha
lolipopchainsaw Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Student Artist
If we weren't dead all ready that last one would Shirley kill us!!! Nice job loved it
PhoenixMaiden210 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
ShunTomomi Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013
I wonder the same thing everytime I reread it myself. :D But thank you
PhoenixMaiden210 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
my pleasure! Freinds?
FadingSmile2000 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013  Student Writer
27: Ask him if he hates doggie style.....
Do you want me to choke on my laughter or what xD
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